| Are you lonely in the Lone Star state? And are you wearing chaps? | Garcia: |
| Only in your dreams, Garcia | Morgan: |
| Oh, not necessarily. I have photoshop. | Garcia: |
| Hey Mom, I found some old DVDs in the basement, can I watch them? | Daughter: |
| Sure, sweetie, go ahead. What are they? | Me: |
| They all say "Criminal Minds" on them. | Daughter: |
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| Emily, go get your sisters JJ, Elle and Ashley and your brothers Spencer, Hotch, Derek and Jason. And bring Dave too. It's time Momma told you a story. | Me: |
The truth is gonna change everything
So lie to me and tell me that it’s gonna be alright
So lie to me and tell me that we’ll make it through the night
I don’t mind if you wait before you tear me apart
Look me in the eye and lie, lie, lie
(Source: ididntwhore)
